THE MORMON GOD: A SUPER STAR STUD
CONSIDER THIS DOCTRINE WHEN EVALUATING MORMONISM
"In the heavens are parents single?
No, the thought makes reason stare!
Truth is reason, truth eternal
Tells me I've a mother there!"
ETERNAL MARRIAGE OR PHALLIC FANTASY?
Mormon doctrine teaches that all of earth's inhabitants were born in the spirit world before becoming candidates for earth mortality and that God and His plural wives produced those spirit children in the same manner as it happens in mortality. That is to say by way of sexual intercourse. The doctrine also teaches that “worthy” males and females will inherit the “Celestial Kingdom” (where God dwells) and become gods and goddesses to create worlds and fill them with people in the same manner as God and his predecessors have.
This doctrine (story) is taught to every faithful member from childhood on and becomes one of the guiding stars of Mormon theology. As a result, even though polygamy has been officially removed from the observed practices of the church since the 1890 Manifesto* of church president Wilford Woodruff, most every Mormon male is looking forward to the day when the practice can be re-instated. [* Church property had been escheated to the US government as a penalty for violating territorial law banning polygamy. This manifesto got it back!]
In the meantime, the custom of marriage in a temple is promoted and practiced so that those faithful young Mormon couples will have a head start toward that doctrinal goal when they have passed the veil of tears. The number of times annually when temple marriages are solemnized is in the thousands.
In order to check out the rationality of that eternal marriage/procreation doctrine I recently did some surfing/calculating on the issue of how many humans had been on earth since the First Stone Age. I guessed the results might show an irrationality of phallic fantasy of Mormon men.
The study could not be accurate without including an additional 1/3rd of the calculated actual world population to cover the group that was cast out of heaven as followers of Satan. Satan and his followers had warred in heaven against the 2/3rd majority who choose Jesus as their future savior.
An estimated number of 109+ billion came up to the present time with additional daily births estimated at 16,000/hr or 140.16 million/yr
If we take 1/2 of the 109+ billion mortals as 1/3rd (Satan's Crew) of the total = 54.5 Billion and add it we get a total of 163.5 Billion.
Then take 1/2 of 140.16 million yearly births (Satan's Crew) =70.08 million and add it to the pre-existent total we get an additional 210.24 million.
Then project it another 50 years into the future without increasing it for ever expanding births, we get 10.5 Billion to be added to the 163.5 Billion resulting in 174.4 Billion Spirit Souls who were born on planet Kolob** to reside in future mortal bodies. [** Kolob is where God and his wives*** reside. [*** see estimated numbers below]
This number is required to be calculated as the full contingent of spirits who were convened in a council in Heaven voting between Jesus and Satan. [Remember these calculations are only good if the world ends in 50 years].
So, 174.4 Billion spirit children (30 times larger that earth's present population) of God were assembled in the largest mass meeting ever held any where in the Cosmos!
While the size of that assembly is mind boggling, there are other issues of creating that number as equally mind boggling.
Remember we have just one male God impregnating the mothers of those 174.4 Billion spirits. To estimate how many children per wife we need some assumptions. Let’s first assume 1,000 wives
174,400,000.000 divided by 1, 0000 = 174,400,000 or 174.4 million per wife!
Assume 10,000 wives = 17,440,000 or 17.44 million per wife!
Assume 100,000 wives = 1,744,000 or 1.744 million per wife!
Assume 1,000,000 wives = 174,400 or 174.4 thousand per wife.
Assume 10,000,000 wives = 17,440 or 17.44 thousand per wife!
Assume 100,000,000 wives = 1,744 or 1.44 thousand per wife!
Assume 1,000,000,000 (one billion) wives = 174 per wife!
Assume 10,000,000,000 (ten Billion) wives = 17.4 per wife
Eternal Marriage? Eternal joyous sex? Eternal Nonsense?
The absurdity of the phallic fantasy component of Mormon doctrine, a cornerstone of Mormonism, disqualifies its leaders and followers from any intellectual participation in the discussion and denial of civil rights to the gay community. If they can modify the absurdity to a believable platform perhaps then they may thrust their conscience into the debate. However in making such an adjustment it will likely destroy the church which relies so heavily on temple marriage and baptism/salvation for the dead! Temples, the phallic icon of the church, will become obsolete in the process.